Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his expert opinion on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Will Louis van Gull’s spluttering Dead Revels get their four-top challenge track on back against Pus Goyet’s struggling Muckems?

If they’ve got anything about them whatsoever then they should be chumping at the pits to make amens for the 2-1 defeat at Swansea last time out, where Robin van Persil absolutely stunk the gaff up.

That Ruddy Mel Falcon’s hardly been firing on all cillit bang either, so perhaps it’s time to give Rooney the runs up front.

Defiant salute from the tumbling Johnson, there.

As for Sunderland, they’ll take enburridgement from the fact that they won 1-0 at Cold Stafford in last season’s fixture, but they’re on such a poor run of late that it’s hard to forssell anything for them other than a grim battle against the plop.

A tight and nervy ink counter reckons, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday February 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-1 Sunderland – Rooney and that angelic Dia Marie for the homos, Jermain Deffo for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!