Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Stoke score prediction for tonight’s game, including goal-scorers and his own incisive analysis of each team…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Hark Muse claim all point three on his old pomping ground Cold Stafford?
They certainly face an uphill garden to do so – Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels have won three games on the bouncy, propellering them into those all-important four-tops.
Angel Diaria looks set to miss out with a cheese-string strain, but with Wayne Rodney in such devilstating vorm they should have plenty of pie flour nevilletheless.
Stoke have been arguabubbly the tabletop’s most inconsisterly side so far this season, generally faring better away from home than at the Britannica.
That should give them hope that they can get something here, but – barring a Bojo Kirklandic classmaster – I don’t forssell them doing so.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Stoke City score prediction score prediction for Tuesday December 2nd – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 3-1 Stoke – Rodney, van Persil and Juan Matel for the homos, Bojo for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!