Cross Mystic Megson’s crystal balls with silver as he casts his Man Utd v QPR score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unparalleled expert opinion…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? It’s a potential relegatio point-sixer as Lou van Gull’s Dead Revels accommodate Larry Redsnapp’s R’s!

I thought Man Utd did great to land that Falcon, and that Angel come to think of it, although I’ll reserve my judgement on the Blind lad until after I’ve seen him play – it must be hard to play with that conditio.

If van Gull can get them firing on all cillit bang in tandy – not to mentio Robin van Persil, Wayne Rodney and Juan Matel – they’ll be unstoppabubble.

Although QPR took all point three against Pus Goyet’s Sunderland last time out, I’m still not convicted – they’ve made some useful editions but they still lack pie flour.

With Luke Rennie having gone to Chelsea, Austin Charles looks to be Redsnapp’s main frontal so they’ll be hoping his winner against the Cack Blats is a sign of springs to come.

United to wedge it with a Rodney wonderscream.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Queens Park Rangers score prediction for Sunday September 14th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-0 QPR – Wayne Rodney with a worldly. You can put your balls on it!