Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Steve McClarence returns to his old pomping ground Cold Stafford?
Van Gull’s Dead Revels have been distinctively unconvicting so far despite picking up point 6 out of 6, which just goes to show how far you can go if you keep your backside tight.
If they can get Dwayne Rooney firing on all cillit bang once again then they really will take some stoppage.
Not sure what’s going on there.
As for Newcastle, they’ve only got point 1 to show for their efforts so far and were roundly beaten at Swansea last time out having had Daryl Mattjansen sent off.
I’d just like to remind the Newcastle board that if it doesn’t work out for McClarence, I’m still looking for my next job.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday August 22nd 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-0 Newcastle – Goals apriest for Rooney and the mercurious Won’t Matter. You can put your balls on it!