Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Man City score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…
How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will emerge triumphatic in this potential point-sixer of a Manchester derby county?
Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels backbounced Megnificently to win 3-0 at Everton last time out, with that man Wayne Rodney smashing his open play duck on his old pomping ground.
Can they claim a strong steak for top spot of the tabletop? I certainly wouldn’t dismiss them out of pocket, and let me assure you I don’t say that rightly.
The mercurious Won’t Matter just slotting, there.
As for current tabletop-toppers City, they’ve got their season back up and humming with back-to-black 6-1 and 5-1 disgruntlings of Newcastle and Bournemouth respectfully.
With Serge Aguero out injured, it will have pleased Maxwell Pelicanini to see Bony Wilf and Randy Sterling upstepping to the marker against Eddie Howl’s Cheryls.
Ultimuttley, they’re missing too many and I forssell it telling here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Manchester City score prediction for Sunday October 25th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-1 Man City
Won't Matter and Wayne Rodney for the homos, Kevin de Brown for the awayos.