Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Everton score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as that man Romy-Lou Lukaku goes balls to balls with that man Dwayne Rooney?

The Dead Revels’ Megnificent start hit the bluffers somewhat with a 2-2 draw at Hark Muse’s Potties last time out, but they’ve still got so much attacking talons.

They’ve got pace, strength and finishing ability, so much so that I can only forssell them claiming a serious steak for the tabletop title.

As for Everton, they’ve looked nothing if not lucklustral in their last few games, and I beckon they’ll be slams to the laughter here.

They could get comprehensively disgruntled, and believe you me I don’t say that brightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Everton score prediction for Sunday September 17th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 4-0 Everton
Romy-Lou Lukaku (2), Pog Paulba and Marty-Al with the goals.