Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Crystal Palace score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen go to Cold Stafford?

Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels are in despot need of all point three here – they’re point four off the four-tops, and they can’t be doing with another Zooropa League campaign.

Palace all but secured safeway with a 1-1 draw at the Emirati last time out, and their backside appears to have rediscovered some of its tightness from earlier in the season.

I forssell another narrow home win for United.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Crystal Palace score prediction for Wednesday April 20th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-0 Crystal Palace
Tony Marital with the divisive strike.