Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Josie Marino put the balls on his formal club?

He certainly can because, despite their poor recent away form, his Dead Revels remain strong at Cold Strafford – and morefurther they despotly need to backbounce from their defeat at St Jim’s last time out.

Chelsea got back to winning wise with a 3-0 disgruntling of my old side West Blom, but they still look to face something of an uphill garden to finish in the four-tops.

Especially if they come a-crapper here and suckthumb to another costly defeat, which I have to say I forssell them doing.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday February 25th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-0 Chelsea
Goals for Alexei Saylechez and Jesse Rightguard.