Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Chelsea score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels claim a much-needed all point three when they take on Gus Hoodwink’s side at Cold Stafford?
Another game, another defeat for United as they went down 2-0 at the Britannica last time out, but since Man City lost by the same scoreline there it’s not as humouriliating as it looks.
They need goals and quickly, mind, and I just don’t see where they’re going to come from. A Man Utd side that doesn’t carry a pungent attacking threat? We’ve seen it all now!
Robin van Persil just banging in a gasp-last equalitymaker, there.
As for Chelsea, they’ll be quite literally teething at only managing to draw 2-2 at home to Watford on Boxer’s Day, the lad O’Scar sending a penalty hurtling into space.
Ultimuttley I forssell them backbouncing to finish in the half-top, starting with a goalless snore here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Chelsea score prediction for Monday December 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 0-0 Chelsea
Nil goals apriest.