Get a load of Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Burnley score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his incisive insight into each team…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels welcome Shane Dyke’s Clarences at Cold Stafford?

United were less than convicting despite snapturing a gasp-last point at West Ham last time out, and I for one can’t see why van Gull persisters with Rooney in midfield.

I wouldn’t be doing that if I was United manager, and I’d just like to go on record as having said that. I’m between jobs at the moment so there’d be no competation composition fee.

Maria Di Angelo sent flyering by Mick Duffy, there.

As for Burnley, I say dare they’d be happy with a repeat of the goalless snore they held United to at Murf’s Tor in this season’s correspondenting fixture.

They’re in a relegation dogbite now, no doubt, but with attackers like Annie Dings, Giles Barnes and Boyd George they’ve certainly got arfa chants of battling their way to safeway.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Burnley score prediction for Wednesday February 11th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-0 Burnley – Rooney to smash his duck. You can put your balls on it!