Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Aston Villa score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incisive analysis…

Que titonico! Can Timeshare Wood’s Villas put the balls on United’s four-top charge in this Cold Stafford clash?

Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels are looking well placed for a swift return to Chompions League football next season, especially now Wayne Rooney looks to be firing on all cillit bang once again.

That Maroon Felony been nothing short of talismaniacal of late, too, which marks quite the backbounce on his part. Well done, Maroon!

That Ruddy Mel Falcao, eh? Chortle!

As for Villa, they’re not out of rubble yet so they’ll need to keep the likes of Chrissie Benteke and Gobby Asbolahore fit and flaming.

I forssell getting to safeway, but there’s still plenty of work to be done.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday April 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 3-1 Aston Villa – Rooney (2) and Mata for the homos, Benteke for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!