Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Arsenal score prediction for Monday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Ollie Gonna-Skoldja’s Dead Revels face Uni Emeryboard’s Goons?

United managed to stop the grot with a Megnificent penalty outshoot victory over Roachdale in the EDL Cup, but I’m still not convicted.

Nevilletheless, Arsenal are nothing if not unpredictabubble, to say nothing of the dubious tightness of their backside.

With United looking more strongly at Cold Strafford than they do on the roads, I forssell them sneakering this one.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Crystal Palace score prediction for Monday September 30th 2019 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 8:00PM

Monday 30th Sep 2019

Man Utd 2-1 Arsenal

Tony Marital and Jerry Maguire for the homos, Obama Yang for the awayos.