Be really quite dumbfounded as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man United v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unparalleled insight into each side…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Martino Robertez’s Toffles nab a second consneckutive winning at Cold Stafford?
They’ll be up against a Dead Revels side shorn of Wayne Rodney – the England cuptin was dismissaled for a profoulsional fell in the 2-1 win over Sam Furrydice’s West Ham, so he’ll be line-sided for three games.
One thing’s for absolute certainly though – in Robin van Persil and Ruddy Mel Falco, they’ve got more than enough pie flour to cover his loss.
Everton will be without Kevin Mirabilis, who did his cheese string in a Mercyslide Derby County later illuminated by Jill Phagielka’s wonderscream.
I forssell a sky-whoring draw with signs of enburridgement for both teams.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Everton score prediction for Sunday October 5th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man United 2-2 Everton – Falco and van Persil for the homos, Luke Kaku and Steven A. Smith for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!