Look on in sheer awe as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man City v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incisive analysis…

Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Will Manny Pellegrini’s woefully out-of-vorm Citimen get their four-top challenge track on back against Sam Furrydice’s woefully out-of-vorm Hummers?

Four away defeats on the bouncy have left City anguishing in 4th place and facing a qualificator if they’re to qualificate for next season’s Chompions League, and they’ve not even got any silverhair to make them feel more goodly about it all.

They’ll be literally teething from being so comprehensively disgruntled in the Manchester derby county, and if they’ve anything about them they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens here.

Some tossil, that.

As for West Ham, there isn’t really anything to say. They might finish in the half-top, they might not, and the fans are once again on Large Sam’s considerabubble back.

I forssell City winning this one comfortabubbly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v West Ham United score prediction for Sunday April 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 3-0 West Ham – Goals apriest for Aguero, Silva and Nasir Samri. You can put your balls on it!