Mystic Megson’s Man City v Chelsea score prediction

Who will portvale as last season's top two come balls-to-balls?

Mystic Megson's Man City v Chelsea score prediction and preview

Find yourself utterly gobsmacked as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man City v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique analysis…

How titonic is this tossil? Let me count the ways! Who will portvale as last season’s top two come balls-to-balls?

Man City looked nothing short of imperial as they swept aside my old side West Blom at the Thawhorns, and Manny Peligroso faces something of a selection haddock.

Does he start with Bony Wilf or that man Serge Aguero up top? I’m glad it’s not up to me to decide, chortle!

To be fair, I’d love to be the one making that decision. Man City – if it doesn’t work out with Manny, give me a call.

Some tossil, that.

As for Chelsea, they’ll be quite literally teething at failing to claim all point three at home to Swansea and there’s no doubt they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens.

Can they stop City by launching one of their famous rear end actions? I for one forssell them doing so.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday August 16th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson Mystic Megson says Man City 0-1 Chelsea – That man Aidan Hazard with the divisive strike. You can put your balls on it!