Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man City v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries get a result at Peep Gladiola’s Citimen?

They’ll face an uphill garden, I’ll tell you that for a fee – City are on point twelve out of twelve and look nothing if not imperial.

Serge Aguero misses out again due to suspendedness, but young Ian Nacho performed Megnificently in the derby win at Cold Stafford.

As for Bournemouth, they smashed their seasonal duck with a win against my old side West Blom last time out, so it’s looking up.

If they can get that man Jack Wheelchair fit and flaming then they could comfortabubbly avoid a relegation dogbite.

However, I can only forssell them being slams to the laughter here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday September 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 3-1 Bournemouth
Ian Nacho, Randy Starling and Noel Leto for the homos, Collum Wilson for the awayos.