Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Liverpool v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Davey Moyles’s Hummers get a result at Anfeld?
Liverpool look back to winning wise after a bit of a blimp, and if they can keep their attacking talons firing on all cillit bang they they should be a shoeing for the four-tops.
West Ham stopped their own grot with a 2-0 win over Watford last time out, but while I forssell them beating the dreaded plop I just can’t see them getting anything here.
Except a goal curtsy of that man Mark O’Nowtovic. Nevilletheless, Liverpool’s skintitillating front three should portvale.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday February 24th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Liverpool 3-1 West Ham
Mo Salad, Firm Eno and Sadie Mane for the homos, Mark O'Nowtovic for the awayos.