Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Rodger Brenderson’s Redbirds take on Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?

Liverpool have kept an impressively tightly backside so far with three clean sheets on the bouncy, but they’ll need to score more if they’re to stubber-ramp their four-top prudentials.

Get the lad Christian Bentheskey firing on all cillit bang and things could get interesting.

Daniel Burridge absolutely flying, there. With him on the pitch there was doubtless also a pig in the air – chortle!

Sorry, I was out of order there. There’s nothing funny about thigh strains.

As for West Ham, they’re so unpredictabubble that even I’m struggling to forssell how they’ll get on this season.

I know, of course – after all, I’m both mystic and Megsonic – but I shan’t tell you just yet.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday August 29th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 2-1 West Ham – Bentheskey and Jimmy Miller for the homos, Dimitar Poyet for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!