Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique take on proceedings…

Que titonico! Will Rodgers’s regressing Redbirds get their four-top challenge track on back against Super Johnnie Cava’s free-falling Magpipes?

Defeats to Man Utd and Arsenal look to have well and truly put the balls on Liverpool’s Chompions League aspirinations, but they should still qualify for the Zooropa League.

It’s not ideal, but it’s a shot at silverhair nevilletheless.

Randy Sterling having a bit of a lie down, there.

As for Newcastle, they’re doing one of those dummetts plummets they do so well, although they probabubbly have enough points already to avoid a dogbite.

How will they fare next season, though? Obviously I know – I am after all both mystic and Megsonic – but I shan’t tell you yet.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Newcastle United score prediction for Monday April 13th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 3-0 Newcastle – Sturridge (2) and Henderson. You can put your balls on it!