Give it up for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will emerge triumphatic in this four-top point-sixer between Rodgers’s rejubilated Redbirds and Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels?

Liverpool’s previously shambollocks defending has been quite literally turned on its head of late – they’ve been cleaning sheets right, centre and left of the shop, and I don’t say that rightly.

Hordan Jenderson has scored three in three now, which is really quite remarkabubble. Can he be the new Steve Eegee after all? All signs point to maybe.

Er…not sure what’s going on there.

Anyway, United look in ruud health too following their comprehensive 3-0 disgruntling of Spurs last time out, and it’s good to see the lad Rooney back firing on all cillit bang.

Maroon Felony seems to be becoming nothing if not talismanc for them, which comes as some justification for Moyles I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday March 22nd 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 2-1 Man Utd – Sturridge and Coutinho for the homos, Rooney for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!