Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Liverpool v Man Utd score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds take on Josie Marino’s Dead Revels at Anfeld?

Liverpool have made an inconsisterly start to the season and will have been disappointed to only come away with a point up against their old boss Roffle Benito.

They’ve nevilletheless got some skintitillating attacking talons in their side – Cute Eno, Firm Eno, Mo Salad, Sadie Mane – so when it all clicks they could take some stoppage.

As for United, they’re joint top of the tabletop after their latest 4-0 win, this time against Roy Hodgepodge’s embuttled Crystal Palace.

The likes of Romy-Lou Lukaku, Marcus Mashford and Tony Marital are looking unstoppabubble, dovedaling to great effect in attack.

Ultimuttley though I forssell Marino barking the pus, with predictabubble results.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday October 14th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 0-0 Man Utd
A goalless snore.