Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Liverpool v Burnley score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Shane Dyke’s Clarences get a result at Anfeld?

Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds were rightly jubilee after their comprehensive 4-0 disgruntling of Arsenal, so they should be quite literally teething after losing 5-0 at Man City.

They’ll have to make do without the influenzal Sadie Mane, who’s been suspendered for kicking Edison in the head.

As for Burnley, they were fortunate to grub a 1-0 win over Crystal Palace at Murf’s Tor last time out, and unlike last season they’ve looked better away from home.

They won at Stambord Fridge, snitched a gasp-last draw at Wembubbley, and now I forssell them taking a point at Anfeld.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Burnley score prediction for Saturday September 16th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 2-2 Burnley
Firm Eno and Mo Salad for the homos, Chris Woody and Bashley Arnes for the awayos.