Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Bournemouth score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own astounding insight…

Well if it ain’t another titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Rodger Brenderson’s Redbirds host Eddie Howl’s Berries?

Liverpool got their season off to the proverbiabubble flying one with Phil ‘Eep!’ Coutinho’s gasp-last screamer at the Britannica, and they’ll fancy their chances of making it point six out of six at home to nubely promotioned Bournemouth.

That man Chris Bentheskey is looking to smash a duck, and I forssell him doing so here – and divisively at that.

As for Bournemouth, they lost 0-1 at home to an Aston Villa side shorn of Bentheskey, which suggests they face something of an uphill garden to avoid the dreaded plop.

Expect them to be in the thick of the relegation dogbite, starting with another narrow defeat here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Bournemouth score prediction for Monday August 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 1-0 Bournemouth – Bentheskey. You can put your balls on it!