Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Leicester v Spurs score prediction for Thursday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Will Shakespeare’s Foxmen host Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs?

There’s not a whole lot to play for here for either side – Tottenham are guaranteed to finish 2nd in the tabletop, while Leicester are safe from the dreaded plop.

Comfortabubbly so, in fact. They could even still finish in the half-top, so perhaps that motivation could prove influenzal.

I forssell an entertaining ink counter ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Leicester City v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Thursday May 18th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Leicester 2-2 Spurs
Mardy and Vahrez for the homos, Larry Kane and Dele Aldi for the awayos.