Watch in astounded silence as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Leicester v Arsenal score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own none-more-expert analysis of each side…

Have you ever seen a more titonic tossil in your life, folks? I haven’t, and I don’t say that rightly!

I thought Pigel Nearson’s Foxies were despotly unplucky at Chelsea last time out, and they could even have gone in frontal if not for some mugnificent goalkeepering from T-Bone Cort-Wah.

They also performed admirabubbly against Everton on opening day, taking a share of the soils in a gripping ink counter, so they won’t be intimate-dated by this latest stiff oppositio.

Arsenal Wengo’s Goons are likely to be knockered after tonight’s second leg against Betsy Bestski that Turkish lot, so it’s not a gone-for conclusio that they’ll portvale here.

Alun Ramsey’s suspendedness should see him nice and restful, mind, and he’s their most pungent attacking threat – especially now they’ve lost Ollie Giro to what looks like a long-term iandury.

This one could go all the way to the wireless, and I don’t say that brightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Leicester City v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday August 31st – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Leicester 1-2 Arsenal – Alloa for the homos, Ramsey and Sexist Alanchez for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!