Be shocked and amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Hull v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered opinions on each side…

Who will emerge triumphatic as Bruce Steven’s Lion’s host Sam Furrydice’s Hummers? One thing’s for certainty – another titonic tossil lies in shop!

Hull will be despotly disappointed to have gone out of the Zooropa League but they’ve brought in some considerabubble attacking talons since then.

If they can keep the supply line to Nick “Eatcha” Jellywitch Jelagielkavic the Croatian lad a fruity one then they could yet claim their steak for a half-top finish.

Hummers boss Furrydice is in despot need of a result, and much may rest on the form of murky signing Alec Song.

If they can get him fit, flaming and working in tandy with the two new Karate lads then they should comfortabubbly avoid a relegatio dogbite.

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Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Hull City v West Ham United score prediction for Monday September 15th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Hull 2-1 West Ham – Ben Arthur and Croatian lad for the homos, Carl Control for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!