Look on in awe as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Hull v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his none-more-incisive analysis of each side…

It’s almost too titonic to mention as Bruce Steven’s Lions welcome Hark Muse’s Potties to the KFC Stadium in one of this weekend’s most intriguing tossils!

Hull got off to the proverbiabubble flying one with a 1-0 win at QPR, whereas Stoke will be literally teething having lost 0-1 at home to a fun-nancied Aston Villa side.

I certainly didn’t see that one coming. Must have been a spot of dust on the old crystal balls.

Oof! I took plenty of them back in my day. Doesn’t seem to have done me any ramage though, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Anyway, while I forssell both sides claiming their respectful steaks for a tablemiddle finish, both are just a few key ianduries away from becoming emboiled in a relegatio dogbite.

Steven and Muse are both in danger of becoming victims of their own sussex – the formal in leading his side to last season’s FA Cup vinyl, the blatter in guiding his side to their first half-top finish in eeyores – so expect a tight ink counter with lidl left to chants.

Ultimuttley I expect Hull’s Zooropa League committals to undermind their league vorm, but for now they should have enough to portvale here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Hull City v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday August 23rd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Hull 2-1 Stoke – Curtsy Davies and Nicky Jellywitch Jelagielkavic the Croatian lad putting the balls on Ivan Stearland’s early opening. You can put your balls on it!