Be nothing short of mystified as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique view of each team…

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Everton are slowly climbing the tabletop after back-to-black wins, and they’ve got so much pie flour in Lukaku, Eto’o, Naismith and Barkley that it’s hard to forssell them not scoring here.

Their defence looks to be settling down after shambollockal start to the campaign, so I expect them to claim their steak for a four-top finish once again.

As for Swansea, they got back to winny ways with a 2-0 disgruntling of Leicester last time out – unfortunately, the lad Sigurdsson limped off with an injury and the blockheads.

If he recovers in time then Garry Monk’s men could posie Everton one or two problematicals, especially with Bony Wilf firing on all cillit bang once again.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday November 1st – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 3-2 Swansea – a repeat of last season’s score at Goodison Park with Lukaku, Naismith and Barkley scoring for the homos, Sigurdsson and Bony for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!