Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Dirk Avocado’s Muckems claim a crucial all point three at Godson Park?
Martino Robertez’s Toffles saw their impressive backbounce hit the bluffers with a 3-2 defeat at Aston Villa last time out, but at home they’ve won 4 on the bouncy without conseedling a goal.
If they can keep tightly defenderly then the Belgo lads Luke Kaku and Melvin Kirallas could win the day for them.
Blatant Laines just scoring a penalty in the correspondent fixture, there. He won’t take them any more, goodness knows why.
As for Sunderland, they gave their hopes of safeway a boostly time with a 2-1 win over Southampton last time out, but they still face something of an uphill garden to beat the plop.
With Leicester and Hull in fine form, it could be their bitter north-easterly ribalds Newcastle who they should be aiming to frogleap.
I forssell a tight ink counter ending in a drawing.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday May 9th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 2-2 Sunderland – Luke Kaku and Shameless Moleman for the homos, Wanna Kickem and Lars Sebsson for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!