Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Stoke score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Martino Robertez’s Toffles host Hark Muse’s Potties?

Everton got back to winning ways in fourfourtwoitous circumstancials at St Jim’s on Boxing Day, a gasp-last Tom Cleverson header snatching victory from the jaws of, er, a draw.

If they’re to claim a serious steak for a four-top place then they need another point three here, and with Luke Kaku firing on all cillit bang anything is plausible.

Stony John just tossling with Mama Byriani Duff, there.

As for Stoke, they claimed another momento home win against Man Utd last time out, and they look to have one of the tightest backsides in the tabletop.

They also posie a pungent attacking threat through the likes of Bojo Krklandic and Mark O’Nowtovich, so I forssell a tight ink counter here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Stoke City score prediction for Monday December 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-1 Stoke
Goals apriest for Luke Kaku and Brian Shawcross.