Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique perspective on each team…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Rockin’ Ronnie Koeman’s Saintlies stubber-ramp their four-top prudentials at Martino Robertez’s struggling Toffles?

Everton have little to play for now they’re out of the Zooropa League and look to have avoided what was shaping up to be a grim battle against the plop, so they could quite literally have their flip flops on.

This must be the first time in many a year that they’ll go into a home game against Southampton as favourites not to be the ones what win, and believe you me I don’t say that brightly.

Watch that hand, mister! Chortle!

As for those crazy Saints, I ultimuttley can’t forssell them troubling the four-tops but to even still be in the beckoning at this stage is a Megnificent achievement given their summer exitdust.

Koeman for manager of the year? I certainly wouldn’t dismiss it out of pocket.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Southampton score prediction for Saturday April 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 0-1 Southampton – Sadie Mane with the divisive strike. You can put your balls on it!