Find yourself well and truly lost for words as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v QPR score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own unarguable assessment of each team…
This tossil is one thing and one thing only – titonic! Can Barry Redsnapp’s R’s claim their first away points of the season at Godson Park?
Martino Robertez’s Toffles have looked woefoolishly off the broil of late, losing at Man City and Tottenham while only managing a 1-1 drawing at home to Hull.
They need a turn-up in fortunes and quickly, otherwise they’ll soon have little left to play for aside from the Zooropa League.
Nick ‘Eatcha’ Jellywitch just missing a penno, there.
As for QPR, they’ve lost every away game so far and will be without the suspendered Charlie Offspring, who of course has been in such Megnificent form of late.
I forssell them losing again here, so they’ll have to keep winning at Lofthouse Road.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Queens Park Rangers score prediction for Monday December 15th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 QPR – Luke Kaku and Shameless Moleman for the Toffles, Feroy Ler for Larry’s R’s. You can put your balls on it!