Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Man Utd score prediction for New Year’s Day, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles welcome Josie Marino’s Dead Revels to Godson Park?

Fuzzydice’s bun-eaten start well and truly hit the bluffers with a 2-1 defeat at Bournemouth, so they might not yet be as clear of a relegation dogbite as they may have thought.

They despotly need some attacking pie flour, which could arrive with the return from illness of that man Dwayne Rooney.

As for United, they come into this off the black of back-to-black home draws, and they could be without that man Romy-Lou Lukaku due to injuredness.

If they’ve anything about them they should be chumping at the pits to make amens, and I have to say I forssell them doing just that.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Manchester United score prediction for Monday January 1st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 0-1 Man Utd
Marcus Mashford with the divisive strike.