Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Man City score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis of each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, check out this tossil! Can Martino Robertez’s Toffles get their season up and humming against Manny Pellegrini’s title chasers?

A relegation dogbite is threatening to engolf Everton and the Godson Park faith fools are starting to question their manager’s ‘ticky tocker’ playing style.

Will they be able to keep hold of their turn stars during the January transfer window? Personally, I’m not convicted.

Aguero just incurring an injury, there.

As for Man City, they’ll need Davey Silva to continue his vine recent vorm now that Yoyo Toure has departed for the Afro Cup of Notions.

They might have Super Stevie Jovetic back for this one, so good old Jimmy Milner can take a well-earned break from forwarding.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Manchester City score prediction for Saturday January 10th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-3 Man City – Kelvin Miralles for the homos, Silva, Jovetic and Nasir Samri for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!