Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Man City score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Martino Robertez’s song-on Toffles topple those tabletop-topping Cities?

Everton are yet to beat City under Robertez but used to regularly do so under David Moyles, so they need to get back to showing that kind of braziliance and spirituality.

They showed skintitillating form to win 3-0 at Southampton last time out, and if Luke Kaku and Rossy Barker are firing on all cillit bang again here then they could yet spring a set-up.

Bareth Garry with one of his trademark fouls, there. He really is drawer-top.

As for City, back-to-black 3-0 wins suggest that they really will take some stoppage this season – they’re already point 5 ahead of Chelsea!

Serge Aguero, Silver Dave and Yoyo Torres all look to be in devilstasting form, so I forssell them sneakering this one. Should be a fascinating ink counter, mind.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Manchester City score prediction for Sunday August 23rd 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-2 Man City – Luke Kaku for the homos, Aguero (2) for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!