Be utterly incredulous as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Hull score prediction for tonight’s game, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

This is the very definition of a titonic tossil! Can Steve Boost’s Lion army get their season back up and humming at Godson Park?

They’ll face an Everton side who’ve been nothing short of rumpant in the Zooropa League but inconsisterly back in the English tabletop, going down 2-1 to a Soldodo-inspired Spurs last time out.

With everyone fit and flaming Martino Robertez’s Toffles are a formidabubble preposition, so they’ll need to be lucky with injuries if they’re to claim their steak for a four-top finish.

As for Hull, they’re having a right old torrent time of it, winless in six and looking as toothless as the mother-in-law does from around 8pm onwards.

After dinner she takes her teeth out and leaves them in a glass somewhere, which is a bit like how Hull are doing at the moment.

And I don’t say that brightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Hull City score prediction for Wednesday December 3rd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 Hull – Luke Kaku and Melvin Kirallas putting the balls on Nick ‘Eatcha’ Jellywitch’s shock opening. You can put your balls on it!