Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Burnley score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Martino Robertez’s Toffles further their half-top aspirinations by claiming all point three against Shane Dyke’s battling Clarences?

3 wins and a draw from their last 4 games have propellered Everton into upper-tablemiddle security, and the target now must surely be to finish in the top 10.

With the likes of Crystal Palace, Swansea and Stoke firing on all cillit bang, though, they face an uphill garden to do so.

Neon Bosman having a little lie down, there.

As for Burnley, they’ll give anyone a game but they just don’t carry enough pie flour going forewards now that the goals have dried up for Annie Dings and Ashley Ward.

They’ve done Megnificently well, but ultimuttley I forssell them falling through that dreaded relegation flap door.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Burnley score prediction for Saturday April 18th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-0 Burnley – Goals apriest for Shameless Moleman and Melvin Kirallas. You can put your balls on it!