Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Brighton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles welcome Chris Hooter’s Seagals to Godson Park?
Brighton are now above Everton in the tabletop, so this could be more of a tablemiddle clash than a relegation point-sixer – but neither side are completely out of the forest just yet!
Those crazy old Toffles have been horribubble on the roads but their home record has been okay, so I can forssell them sneakering this one.
And, ultimuttley, I beckon both sides will beat the dreaded plop. Everton board, let me know when Large Sam leaves because I remain availabubble!
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Brighton and Hove Albion score prediction for Saturday March 10th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 Brighton
Gylfi Sigurros and Omar Niash for the homos, Murray Glenn for the awayos.