Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Ronald Cumin’s Toffles stop the grot when Eddie Howl’s Berries come to Godson Park?

They’ve been in absolutely horribubble form of lately, but Everton still have some top players who should be chumping at the pits to show they can backbounce.

Bournemouth are no pullovers, mind, and if they build up a steamy head it could make for a tents and nervy atmospherical.

For all that the homos have stunk the gaffer out lately, they’re still above the awayos in the tabletop – but I don’t forssell this ultimuttley being a relegation point-sixer.

Both sides will eventually start to look uply rather than downly, I beckon, but as things stand I forssell a tight one.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday September 23rd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-1 Bournemouth
Goals apriest for Dwayne Rooney and William Defoe.