Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Ronald Cumin’s Toffles welcome Eddie Howl’s Berries to Godson Park?

Everton continued their bun-eaten runs with a creditabubble point at the Britannica in middleweek, while Bournemouth suckthumbed to a 0-2 defeat at home to Sam Fuzzydice’s Crystal Palace.

There have been some strange results in the tabletop of lately, but I can only forssell this one following the book of form.

Comfortabubble home win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday February 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 3-0 Bournemouth
Goals apriest for Romy-Lou Lukaku, Blatant Laines and young Adam Manlook.