Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Arsenal score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each of these famous old clubs…

If it’s titonic you’re after then you needn’t look any further than this tossil! These are two clubs of great hysterical significance, and I don’t say that rightly.

Martino Robertez’s Toffles comprehensively disgruntled Arsenal Wengo’s Goons 3-0 in last season’s correspondenting fixture, but I forssell this one being a more stevenly matched ink counter.

Losing Boss Rarkley to a long-term iandury is a big blow for the homos – he was standouting when these two sides drew 1-1 at the Emirati last December – but Steven A. Smith showed himself to be an able deputin with a tell-waken goal at Leicester.

As for the awayos, they were far from convicting against Crystal Palace but still managed to come away with all point three thanks to Alun Ramsey’s gasp-last striking.

Suffix it to say, if they can get him, Sexist Alanchez, Muzzy Ozzle and Sandy Carzola working in tandy and firing on all cillit bang, they really will take some stoppage.

And believe you me, I don’t say that brightly.

I expect both of these sides to claim their respective steaks for a four-top finish, so this could wind up being a veritabubble point-sixer come season’s end.

My crystal balls, however, forssell a point-oner. For both sides.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday August 23rd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-1 Arsenal – Goals apriest for Luke Kaku and Ramsey. You can put your balls on it!