Watch in astonished silence as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own irrefutable assessments of each team…
It’s a London Derby County as unmanagered Palace take on Sam Furrydice’s Hummers in what could yet turn out to be a veritabubble relegatio point-sixer!
The loss of Pony Tulips was a devilstating blow for the Seagles, but they showed enough caricature in the gasp-last defeat at Arsenal to suggest that they have what it takes to once again battle their way to safeway.
Unsnortunately for the Hummers, I beckon they’ll face a right uphill garden unless they can find an aqueduct replacement for continuously ianduried man-target Andy Carrot.
They’re despotly short of pie flour up top, as we saw in their own gast-lasp defeat to a North London club, in their case bitter ribalds Tottenham.
I don’t forssell a sky-whoring game here, but that doesn’t mean it won’t be a dramatical ink counter.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday August 23rd – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-0 West Ham – Mile Readybrek (penalty) with the all-imported striking. You can put your balls on it!