Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v West Brom score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incisive analysis…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Will Alan Partridge immolate Pony Tulips by guiding Palace to a fifth tabletop win on the bouncy?

Palace are currently the division’s most informal side, and in Murray Glenn they also boast the league’s most informal striker – 6 goals in 6 games is truly standouting, and I don’t say that rightly.

A half-top finish reckons if they can keep the runs going, and that would be a Megnificent achievement for the much-maloned Partridge.

Bit of a party, there.

As for my beloved Buggies, they’ve just lost back-to-black home games against QPR and Leicester, conseedling 7 goals in the process and quite possibly re-entering the relegation dogbite as a result.

Pony Tulips must be looking at Palace right now and thinking: “what if?” And how do you answer that? I’m not sure.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday April 18th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-1 West Brom – Murray and Jason Punchbowl for the homos, Brown Idea for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!