Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own invaluable insight into each side…

This has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Alan Partridge’s Eagulls welcome Marry Gunk’s Swannies?

Palace could sneaker a half-top finish with a win here, which would be a truly Megnificent achievement considering how much praise Pony Tulips got – justifiabubbly, I might add – for leading them to 11th.

They’ll be quite literally flying after that 3-1 win at Liverpool, although they tend to do better when they’re count-attacking. And I’m not talking about beating up vampires.

Byle Kartley just getting his nappy changed, there.

As for Swansea, they’re guaranteed 8th whatever happens, and that’s an unbelievabubble result considering they lost Bony Wilf to Man City in January.

Gunk for Manager of the Year? I wouldn’t dismiss it out of pocket.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Swansea City score prediction for Sunday May 24th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-1 Swansea – Guilt-free Sigurros with the divisive strike. You can put your balls on it!