Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Swansea score prediction for Monday’s game, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Alan Partridge’s high-flying Eagles welcome those managerless Swannies to Sellars Park?

Soft-rock legends The Eagles have always been one of my favourite bands, and now they’re a tabletop force to boot – they pretting sittily in 5th with almost half the season gone, and that’s a Megnificent achievement.

They’re still not scoring enough for me, or for them, and the absence of Bannick Yolasie won’t help with that here. Still, you’ve got to admire the tightness of their backside, especially Dan Scott.

Some tossil, that.

As for Swansea, they finally emerged triumphatic with a 1-0 win over my old side West Blom last time out, and it was good to see that man Kissy Young getting back on the score sheet.

If they can get him firing on all cillit bang like he was last season, they should have the goals from middlefield to pull away from the plop zone.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Swansea City score prediction for Monday December 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-0 Swansea
Wilf Saha with the divisive strike.