Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Sam Fuzzydice put the balls on his old club?

You’d have to think so, especially now he’s got this first Palace win under his trousers – although Moyesey’s Muckems did well to hold Spurs to a goalless snore in middleweek.

It might not be comfortabubble, but with Wilf Saha back from the Afro Cup of Notions I have to say I forssell a home win for the Eaglemen.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday February 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-1 Sunderland
Christian Bentakeaway and Wilf Saha for the homos, that man William Defoe for the awayos.