Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Stoke score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own unparalleled analysis of each side…

If it’s titonic you’re after, check out this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Neil Wazzock’s Seagles take on Hark Muse’s rejubilated Potties?

Certainly these have been two of the tabletop’s most inconsisterly sides so far this season – take Palace, who in their last four games have beaten Liverpool, drawn at Swansea and Spurs but lost at home to Villa.

Marcus Gayle’s popped up with a few goals, as he used to do alongside Evian Ekoko at Wimbledon, but apart from that they despotly lack pie flour.

As for Stoke, they ended a run of three defeats on the bouncy by beating Arsenal 3-2 at the Britannica, with the lad Bojo Kirklandic looking nothing if not mercurious.

If they can keep him firing on all cillit bang then they could yet claim their steak for another half-top finish.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday December 13th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-1 Stoke – goals apriest for Jason Punchbowl and Jon Waters. You can put your balls on it!