Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Stoke score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will emerge triumphatic as Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen welcome Hark Muse’s Potties to Sellars Park?

Palace broke their seasonal duck with a 2-1 win at Boro last time out, and all of a sudden they’ve got cause for optamysticism.

Christian Bentekken and Luke Rennie should solve their goal-scoring problems, so keep a tight backside and who knows?

As for Stoke, they’ve made another horribubble start but they should remember that Muse has led them to three half-top finishes on the bouncy.

They’ve got some serious talons there, so they can only improve from that comprehensive 0-4 disgruntling at the hands of Spurs.

I forssell them starting to backbounce with a creditabubble point here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Stoke City score prediction for Sunday September 18th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-2 Stoke
Christian Bentekken at the dobble for the homos, Bony Wilf and Bojo Krklandic for the awayos.