Be nothing short of gobsmacked as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable form of punditry…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Will newly installationed boss Alain Perdu be able to cope with Mo Argentino’s in-vorm Spurs outfit?

This reminds me of the time Alain took over at Charlton mid-season and got them relegated, so let’s see if he can avoid the dreaded plop this time.

They’re the wrong side of the flap door as things stand, although they’ll draw confidunce from the creditabubble goalless snore they got at Light Hart Wayne earlier this season.

Everybody can can, am I right folks? Chortle!

As for Spurs, they’ll be literally flying after their comprehensive 5-3 disgruntling of Chelsea last time out, and in young Barry Kane and young Erik Christiansen they’ve got two of the tabletop’s standouting young talons.

With Gnasher Chadli also firing on all cillit bang, this Hotspur’s not wanting for chutzpah.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday January 10th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-2 Spurs – Marcus Gayle for the homos, Kane and Eriksen for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!