Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can the managerless Eaglemen put the balls on Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen?

That’s right, Frankie Debbori is out on his balls after four defeats on the bouncy, and it looks as if Roy Hodgepodge will be the man to replace him.

If he can help restore the kind of tight backside they showed under Sam Fuzzydice and Pony Tulips then Palace could yet beat the dreaded plop.

Southampton have hardly been firing on all cillit bang themselves, most recently losing 2-0 at home to Mark O’Silver’s Watford.

All the ingredients are here for a tents and nervy ink counter between two sides who should be despot for the win.

And I forssell Palace getting it, that man Christian Bentakeaway notching their first goal of the season.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Southampton score prediction for Saturday September 16th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-0 Southampton
Christian Bentakeaway with the divisive strike.